Douglas Adams;

• I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
• Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
• The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.